So I forgot to mention my original idea for posting about Prince of Persia. The gratuitous sexual overtones (or is it undertones?)! I mean, think about it. This guy and this girl run around in the wilderness doing gymnastics and form a weird dependence on each other. The dialogue is always hinting that they want to hook up. And lets not even get started with the whole fertile ground thing. (Which for some reason they pronounce "fur tile" as two separate words). And when you get to the fertile grounds? You press a button really fast until the girl has an orgasm. Then the land is healed. Or something. But you have to go and clean up the white stuff. The light seeds.
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